Aimee Ault's Writography.net

'Sup

My name is Aimee Ault. I'm 24. I'm a girl. I live in Columbia, South Carolina. I am a software & web engineer/developer by day and a svelte marmoset by night. My professional interests gravitate around code optimization, user interface design, natural language adaptation in computer systems, the tying together of social networking tools to create complex structures, and more importantly, anything fun. My non-professional interests/hobbies/activities include: bicycling, weight-lifting, fashion, cooking, making bad jokes, and reading the occasional book when my “reading phase” sets in.

My website is a hollow shell of content, as I likely will never have the time or energy to follow through on any eventual serious personal website that I concoct. This may be for the best. So in lieu of anything cool, here is my Twitter feed.

Fri, Jul 03, 2009 - 11:20pm
I wonder how different old movies would be if the characters had cell phones. Tweeting looks far less aloof than smoking a cigar.

Fri, Jul 03, 2009 - 11:18pm
Sitting in an empty sushi bar watching 2 pigeons salvage a slice of pizza as I drink a martini and wait on my octopus.

Fri, Jul 03, 2009 - 11:00pm
NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH HERE.

Fri, Jul 03, 2009 - 7:09pm
Still no people from the moon here to share that sweet, sweet #moonfruit though.

Fri, Jul 03, 2009 - 7:07pm
Sitting outside the Georgia Aquarium watching people from probably every country in the world, feeling like a tiny insignificant ant.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 10:17pm
I think my #moonfruit is overripe :-/

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 6:32pm
#moonfruit is probably apples because of all the waxing.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 1:15pm
#moonfruit is when you expose your bare sunburnt bottom and your cheeks have a rosy apple glow.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 11:49am
Have decided that #moonfruit probably tastes like cheese.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 3:01am
In space, no one care hear you #moonfruit.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 2:59am
You have to finish all your #moonfruit and #moonvegetables if want some #moonpie.

Thu, Jul 02, 2009 - 2:57am
Had some #moonfruit, now I want some #jupiterfruit

Wed, Jul 01, 2009 - 3:33pm
Ate squid, wrote a gorgeous object-oriented user class in C#, and ran 5K yesterday. I think that constitutes as a good day.

Wed, Jul 01, 2009 - 2:21pm
@TopHatProfessor a river

Tue, Jun 30, 2009 - 4:49pm
@TopHatProfessor Time

Tue, Jun 30, 2009 - 2:55pm
The most exciting part of my day is optimizing a long JS file down to 45% of its original size using Base62 compression.

Tue, Jun 30, 2009 - 1:28pm
@TopHatProfessor 1, because after the first, it's no longer empty.

Mon, Jun 29, 2009 - 1:44pm
@TopHatProfessor Leaves!

Mon, Jun 29, 2009 - 3:27am
"When I die, please don't announce my death on Twitter." - @langdon_alger

Sun, Jun 28, 2009 - 5:14pm
@TopHatProfessor On a map or in an atlas?