Aimee Ault's Writography.net

'Sup

My name is Aimee Ault. I’m a 25-year-old nerd. I am a software & web engineer/developer by day and a svelte marmoset by night. My professional interests gravitate around code optimization, user interface design, natural language adaptation in computer systems, the tying together of social networking tools to create complex structures, and more importantly, anything fun. My non-professional interests/hobbies/activities include: bicycling, olympic weight-lifting, fashion, cooking, making bad jokes, and reading the occasional book when my “reading phase” sets in.

My website is currently a hollow shell of content, as I typically have too many awesome ideas to ever settle on just one. This may be for the best. So in lieu of anything cool, here is my Twitter feed:

Fri, Feb 05, 2010 - 11:53am
Dreamt that I had a male prostitute in a Korn t-shirt but refused sex and instead said nice things to him and made him cry. Weirded out.

Mon, Feb 01, 2010 - 8:21pm
AJAX file upload + jCrop + second AJAX request = an hour of my time making the coolest thing ever.

Tue, Jan 26, 2010 - 4:28pm
jQuery 1.4's delay(), the tip of my iceberged heart melted and my girl boner is rising.

Mon, Jan 25, 2010 - 4:54pm
Mi amas vin?

Fri, Jan 22, 2010 - 10:41pm
Stop waiting and just go for it! Do you really have time to second-guess yourself?

Thu, Jan 07, 2010 - 5:35pm
Re: Antlers' Kettering "I think it's very life-affirming." "If you love the unrelenting anguish of death, but wish it came in song form."

Sat, Nov 28, 2009 - 2:15pm
Possibly the only restaurant to still use tickets. http://yfrog.com/35zziaj

Thu, Oct 22, 2009 - 12:53pm
Bjork must be loving all the royalties she's getting 14 years later from all the TV/movie producers that just discovered "It's Oh So Quiet".

Fri, Oct 16, 2009 - 12:12pm
Making a Lean Cuisine Panini on a "Revolutionary Grilling Tray" (patent pending). So revolutionary, it tastes like it was made in a lab!

Wed, Oct 07, 2009 - 1:18pm
A job-shadowing kid's in my office today. Time to come up with some outrageous stories about wacky programming-related fatalities.

Mon, Oct 05, 2009 - 1:11am
Getting my 6-month cleaning at the dentist tomorrow and then probably signing a non-disclosure agreement. Hooray for everything!

Sat, Oct 03, 2009 - 4:37am
What if Anne Frank's diary were written on Lisa Frank stationery?

Mon, Sep 28, 2009 - 3:47pm
I don't get why table cellspacing and cellpadding isn't 0 by default. Or why those attributes haven't been deprecated.

Sat, Sep 26, 2009 - 10:52pm
Little girl at Blue Cactus: "Is the secret word Batman?" Girl's dad: "No, the secret word is 'I'll-stop-doing-that-and-be-quiet.'"

Mon, Sep 21, 2009 - 2:33pm
Listening to a developer explain to a non-developer why arrays start at 0 and not at 1. I don't think I would have the patience.

Tue, Sep 15, 2009 - 1:34am
Guess Patrick Swayze finally had the time of his life.

Sun, Sep 06, 2009 - 1:59pm
Jax zoo: "we're now headed in to Australia. This section of the zoo is sponsored by the outback steakhouse."

Sat, Aug 29, 2009 - 8:04pm
RT @robbercat A good way to win at scrabble is to memorize the dictionary beforehand

Thu, Aug 13, 2009 - 7:46pm
A programmer's shame: For months now, I've been doing AJAX calls to .NET pages (aspx) instead of just implementing a generic handler (ashx).