Aimee Ault's Writography.net

'Sup

My name is Aimee Ault. I'm 24. I'm a girl. I live in Columbia, South Carolina. I am a software engineer by day and a svelte marmoset by night. I graduated from the University of South Carolina in May 2008 after exhaustively studying the literary value of database queries (translation: studied both Comp. Sci. and English). It was an interesting six years of my life where I got to learn Prolog AND write literary analyses of the short stories of Jorge Luis Borges. These days, I spend my time sitting in my cavernous dungeon-like office banging my head on my desk as I groan and whine about Visual Studio 2008. I love my work though—really, I do.

Mon, Oct 06, 2008 - 12:57pm
And when I say "awesome," I really mean incredibly awkward because it was a women's studies class and the professor hated me.

Mon, Oct 06, 2008 - 12:54pm
I watched hardcore porn here for a class once. It was awesome. http://twitpic.com/ev1o

Sun, Oct 05, 2008 - 3:55pm
I believe marriage is supposed to be a sacred institution... between two unwilling teenagers.

Sat, Oct 04, 2008 - 5:09pm
Walking home from Publix: 8 home support Obama/Biden. 2 homes support McCain/Palin. 32 homes very humbly support some dude named ADT.

Sat, Oct 04, 2008 - 4:24am
We have Bas Rutten - Lethal Street Fighting on our Apple TV and Eric deleted Rosemary's Baby, what the hell, man

Fri, Oct 03, 2008 - 3:10am
Only people that got anything good out of Palin's performance in the VP debate are those kids at Wasilla Elementary that got extra credit.

Thu, Oct 02, 2008 - 5:34pm
Fuck, why is jQuery so much faster and better than the built-in AJAX in the .NET framework?

Tue, Sep 30, 2008 - 3:46pm
Ugh, gross candy. Let me document this atrocity in my heath ledger.

Mon, Sep 29, 2008 - 1:38am
Staring at boyfriend, sitting 10 feet away, realizing he looks like John Cassavetes in Rosemary's Baby... uh-oh.

Sat, Sep 27, 2008 - 2:45am
Saw Henry Rollins, got married to him, became Aimee Rollins, bought cute boots, still think John McCain's a douche. Goodnight America.

Thu, Sep 25, 2008 - 11:21pm
Sitting in the 2nd row about to see my future husband henry rollins

Thu, Sep 25, 2008 - 1:24pm
Officially, with capitals, Ready for Rollins tonight! If he rejects my marriage proposal, shall I at least get him to sign my tits?

Tue, Sep 23, 2008 - 1:17pm
Just bought the engagement ring and the mariachi band for when I see Henry Rollins in 2 days. Should I start looking for the dress, too?

Mon, Sep 22, 2008 - 12:02pm
Officially 24 today, checking for nose hairs and hemorrhoids... so far, so good.

Thu, Sep 18, 2008 - 1:45pm
Baby c'mon: http://tinyurl.com/5xbemt

Tue, Sep 16, 2008 - 1:38pm
Friend just reminded me of a time that I threw a Poptart at someone in the Thomas Cooper Library in college.

Mon, Sep 15, 2008 - 1:26pm
Just had this scary epiphany that after this week, the next year will be the last year of the first half of my 20s.

Sun, Sep 14, 2008 - 4:03am
Durrr! From now on, whenever I'm asked a yes/no question, I'll reply, "In what respect, Charlie?"

Sun, Sep 14, 2008 - 1:20am
Aimee [coy]: "Mmm, tell me about yourself" Eric: "I like dinosaurs and space and science."

Sat, Sep 13, 2008 - 1:39pm
How many people that shop at Sephora actually get the "Tan for All Seasons" from "Man for All Seasons" pun? Thomas More gets a tan?